by Joe Barber
Let’s be real here, once you get past the scenes of the drop-dead beautiful Catherine Zeta-Jones sliding her fine self past some damn lucky laser-eye alarms, there really isn’t much to this “caper” movie.
Sean Connery, (for once looking like he actually could be his leading lady’s grandfather), is a master thief being hunted by insurance investigator Zeta-Jones, who pretends to be a fellow thief with a proposition. Yeah and she wants to steal stuff, too. Ving Rhames is along for the ride as Connery’s fence.
The real question isn’t “Who’s zoomin’ who?” It’s “Does anybody on-screen really give a damn?” Looks like the cast took the money and ran maybe you should, too.
